International Men’s Day: An X-rated thought

International Women’s Day passes by and Jerry wonders why can’t men have a day reserved for them too.

I too was thinking more in the lines of a day for us once a month, not once a year.

I was actually thinking why couldn’t men have the power to control the “egg” business? I mean the fertility thing that keeps the human race alive? What if we were shooting blanks all the time and once a month we shot the real thing?

There wouldn’t be any need for condoms – the couples could do what they are meant to do the way the nature intended, without anything getting in-between, right?

There won’t be any “Oh my god, I forgot the pill” businesses and we wouldn’t have to run around pharmacies or pineapple markets, either.

Guys will never be spending weeks and weeks in “wonderland” in torment and agony wondering if the female party is actually pregnant, our life would be totally stress-free for sure.

And most of all, the tables would turn... it would be up to US to populate the world – as and when WE fancy, and as and when we are in the mood! The women would be begging us – and the world would be at our mercy, totally!!!

Plus, once a month holiday... to get drunk and make sure the real thing doesn’t go anywhere near a woman – friend or foe!

Just imagine the perks...

Oh wow!


  1. OMG!
    Man... we should get together and rally for this men's day!
    This is GOLD!

  2. Hahahaha! Hilarious.

    But no.

    We rule the roost babe. Accept it! :D

  3. Fabulous thought!

  4. Oh my god. You just took my train of thought and turned it into an aircraft carrier!

    Sheer Brilliance! :D