2010-03-08

The Sale of Chicken Murder

Spent 10 hectic days in Paradise.
Drove to the Immigration direct from the airport, literally, only to be disappointed by the fact that they were having a “half-day” in lieu of Milad-Un-Nabi, the next day. On top of that, being the last day of election nominations, Friday was a disaster in my calendar. Saturday the proper holiday, followed by the Poya (full moon) holiday the next day, I couldn’t have timed my trip any better..! Three days out of my precious 10 days in Paradise, gone without much achievement.
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To top things off, I get stopped by the cops in a little alley-way near Paradise Gallery. They were bored stiff and randomly checking vehicles – and I have the uncanny ability to get picked more often than not. While pulling out the wallet I realise that I have forgotten my Silly Lankan driving licence in Saudi. Managed to negotiate a deal and escaped with a small “spot-fine.”
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Went to the nearest police station like the good citizen I am, and shared my predicament. Told them that I must drive out of town – even though my wife could drive I have to take turns I said – and sought their advise on how to go about without the licence in possession. The ever helpful traffic police officer gave me a ticket that enabled me to drive for 14 days..! Upon my return, I gave him a thousand rupees to pay the fine (well, I was leaving the country the next day, weren’t I..?) and he obliged with much hesitance.
I like the way things happen in Paradise.
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Had to drive to Nuwara Eliya on Monday morning but discovered a little “miss” in the car. Sunday bloody Sunday... Luckily, there were the “mobile unit” that could diagnose the problem, but the stores were closed and I had to postpone the trip by another day. Which meant, leaving Colombo at wee hours in the morning and return the same night, but the drive was quite pleasurable.
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Back to the immigration. No luck with my son’s residency, he needs to get a new passport. Let him be an alien in my country, I thought.
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Aah, PG Wodehouse is back at Makeen.
While I was looking for the Alchemist, my son buys a book titled “1,000 most disgusting facts” for his birthday. And another equally off-putting book on puke, pee and poo or something like that. He loves the slimy, scaly creatures such as geckos, frogs and snakes – and I wonder what he would grow up to be one day.
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Ask for a gin n tonic aboard Emirates on the way back. The good man serves a cup-full-of-gin to his fellow countryman. A drink that was more like a gin n gin; and I wanted to tell him that my eyes were red due to lack of sleep, not alcohol.
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Back in Jeddah. In a new abode. Just got the internet connection sorted, so here I am.
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And let me leave you with a taste of the Middle East, found in my inbox upon my return. ;)

7 comments:

  1. Sounds like quite a trip :D

    And LOL at the pic! Classic :D

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  2. :)
    my son has this obsession with same..

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  3. dont we all have our very weird days..as all say nothing like Lanka??:P...
    you just had a Jonahs week..:)and you survived...yeppi...

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  4. Hectic is an understatement! lol :D I hope your son's residency issues get resolved... I've heard that it can be a long and painful process... :(

    And the pic is awesome! :D

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  5. 'Interesting', the life in Paradise, isn't it?

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  6. Brilliant reading you as always. Your kid sounds so cute! Love the pic btw.

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  7. Sabby: Yes, it was. Most of the mission accomplished - except for the visa part. ;)

    Santhoshi: Heh he, I guess its better than spending their life in front of the tv.

    Penny: Yep, “Sri Lanka - land like no other!”

    Chavie: I hope so too.

    Sach: Indeed, indeed bro.

    Gypsy: Thank you Gyp. *blushes*

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